The Hot List

Hot kinda-reformed strip club burger special
$1 burgers at Commercial Street's Paradise Lounge

Hot party attraction
Guitar Hero 2

Hot get-togethers
toga parties

Hot place you'll never admit you got your TV
Wal-Mart

Hot local comedian
Matt Allen

Hot octogenarian comedian
Old Man Willie

Hot "Oh puh-leez"
No new episodes of Lost until February

Hot Skinny wives who dress like Rhode Island
Michelle Houghton and Jannah Swink

Hot overused word
"brilliant"

Hot beer lunch
Pulled pork sandwich and PBR draft at Pappy's Place

Hot job requirement
Alphabetizing skills at MSU library

Hot imported beer
Goose Island Honker's Ale at Level 2

Hot place to park downtown on friday night
lot next door to The Percussion Shop on Walnut

Hot flavor for everything
pumpkin