Top 10 Amusing Name Generators

There’s not a better waste of time than Internet name generators. We spent a few minutes finding some fun ones, and plugging in the name of Springfield’s most celebrated citizen, Mr. John Q. Hammons (No offense, Mr. Hammons, really). We've included links to these generators, where you can make sure we didn’t make these up.

10. Leprechaun Name: Big Nose O’Farrell LINK

9. Damn Hippie Name: Oceania Mariana LINK

8. Harry Potter Name: Ron (LAME!) LINK

7. Smurf Name: Cheap Smurf LINK

6. Dragon Name: Ohcye the Quick White Dragon LINK

5. Halo 2 Name: Oversized Warthog LINK

4. Totally Gay Nickname From Carl Name: Most Venerable Queen of Cheese LINK

3. Catholic Priest Name: Father Ofthebride LINK

2. Screamo/Hardcore Name: Jeremy .D. LINK

1. Net Ho Name: Colin St. Croix LINK