Grilling... With The Sexy Peddler
Nicole Fuller
Photo Melissa Pedersen
February is the time for love birds to share their hearts and their fluids—in other words, it’s prime time for Kaleidoscope owner Tom Pierson. Tom says its the ladies who drive the Valentine’s Day economic engine, and he should know—he’s owned the store on East Sunshine Street for more than 30 years. Tom has given us a new lease on Valentine’s Day and suggested ways to please your special someone. What once was a holiday for candy-buying mama’s boys’ is now a reason to pierce something for your lover. Thanks for the good times Tom!
You have all sorts of sexy goodies in your shop. If I came in and said that I was interested in being naughty, what would you point me in the direction of?
“My house; of course it would be helpful if my wife, Pam, said it was okay. How much slack do you get cut after 35 years of marriage?”
Smurfette has always been an interesting sexual icon for some, you know, with all of the Smurfs being blue and lurking around her mushroom. Who was your sexual icon and why?
“Mick Jagger. We used to say that the only time he didn’t have sex was when he didn’t want to.”
Favorite:
Dance move?
“Can We Sit This One Out?”
Character from The A-Team?
“Heidi Klum—okay, she’s on my ‘A’ team”
Boots or heels (not on yourself)?
“Heels (stilettos preferred)”
Quote?
“Home is heaven, and orgies are vile, but I’ll take an orgy once in awhile”
Bed time?
“Yes!!!”
It seems as though Hillary Clinton has decided to throw her hat into the presidential ring. It has been said that she loves peanut butter…funny. Do you think she is a lesbian?
“No, I don’t think Hillary is a lesbian, but then again, I don’t associate her with any sexual activity. However, if I hear of her being spotted at Martha’s I may have to re-think my position.”
Would you rather be forced to clear off all of your shelves and sell only Beanie Babies OR dream only of Arsenio Hall for the rest of your life? I hear the Beanie Babies are making a comeback.”
“If Pam cuts me a lot of slack on question No. 1, I will let her choose. She did say that Arsenio has awfully large hands…and long fingers.”
You have all sorts of sexy goodies in your shop. If I came in and said that I was interested in being naughty, what would you point me in the direction of?
“My house; of course it would be helpful if my wife, Pam, said it was okay. How much slack do you get cut after 35 years of marriage?”
Smurfette has always been an interesting sexual icon for some, you know, with all of the Smurfs being blue and lurking around her mushroom. Who was your sexual icon and why?
“Mick Jagger. We used to say that the only time he didn’t have sex was when he didn’t want to.”
Favorite:
Dance move?
“Can We Sit This One Out?”
Character from The A-Team?
“Heidi Klum—okay, she’s on my ‘A’ team”
Boots or heels (not on yourself)?
“Heels (stilettos preferred)”
Quote?
“Home is heaven, and orgies are vile, but I’ll take an orgy once in awhile”
Bed time?
“Yes!!!”
It seems as though Hillary Clinton has decided to throw her hat into the presidential ring. It has been said that she loves peanut butter…funny. Do you think she is a lesbian?
“No, I don’t think Hillary is a lesbian, but then again, I don’t associate her with any sexual activity. However, if I hear of her being spotted at Martha’s I may have to re-think my position.”
Would you rather be forced to clear off all of your shelves and sell only Beanie Babies OR dream only of Arsenio Hall for the rest of your life? I hear the Beanie Babies are making a comeback.”
“If Pam cuts me a lot of slack on question No. 1, I will let her choose. She did say that Arsenio has awfully large hands…and long fingers.”


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